Pathan and Genie
Pathan found Alladin’s lamp.
He rubbed it and a Jinni appeared before him.
Jinni: “O master, what is your order? I would fulfill three of your desires.”
Pathan: “Bring me a packet of snuff that never finishes.”
Jinni brought the one for him. Pathan took some snuff and the packet was full again.
Jinni: “The next two wishes?”
Pathan: “Bring me two more such packets and you are free.”